Today's class was supposed to be about fear, but I spent most of the time laughing my ass off. Everyone who presented stuff to the class had good ideas, except for a few people who didn't have good ideas at all and failed. I had to sit in a box, but it was only slightly uncomfortable. It didn't make me laugh all that hard, but I think that was probably because I couldn't inhale in the position I was in.
Usually after laughing for a little while, I can't laugh all that much until I've had some time to rest. This time it never stopped. I had trouble walking out at the end of class I was so worn out from laughing. I can't wait to scare some people myself. I just hope I can stop laughing long enough for someone to take me seriously. If not, I will fail at life and probably die at some point.
There was a mouse.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Captain Crunch
I got became very sweaty walking to class today. I liked the cooling effect it had once I sat down, but I would have much better preferred being cool in the first place, without sweating.
The class got underway, and there was little change from what I was accustomed to dealing with in the class. The only difference today was that we had a new foreign exchange student who was having a lot of trouble staying in his seat. He kept running around, trying to crawl into my bag and shit. It was very distracting, considering how serious I was trying to be in the class discussion about Keanu Reeves.
From what I could tell, everyone survived.
The room was dark, but that didn't stop me from having a good time. As a matter of fact, it had just the opposite effect. It reminded me of a time recently when I took a shower in the dark. It was like walking backwards, because my sister is always leaving razors and shit in the tub, and I wasn't quite sure what I might step on. Nothing happened, but I did almost step on a ferret.
The class got underway, and there was little change from what I was accustomed to dealing with in the class. The only difference today was that we had a new foreign exchange student who was having a lot of trouble staying in his seat. He kept running around, trying to crawl into my bag and shit. It was very distracting, considering how serious I was trying to be in the class discussion about Keanu Reeves.
From what I could tell, everyone survived.
The room was dark, but that didn't stop me from having a good time. As a matter of fact, it had just the opposite effect. It reminded me of a time recently when I took a shower in the dark. It was like walking backwards, because my sister is always leaving razors and shit in the tub, and I wasn't quite sure what I might step on. Nothing happened, but I did almost step on a ferret.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Captain Hook
I've come up with a new sense for submission to the branch of government that considers new senses:whichever branch takes care of such matters.
The new sense I speak of is the sense of magnetism. I believe this would come in handy in certain situation and be nothing more than an annoyance for the greater part of people's lives.
The most obvious advantage to this is always being able to tell what direction one is walking sometimes. This will come in handy when people are trying to find their way back to their cars after they've gotten drunk and lost their phones with GPS.
Secondly, it will be good for detecting things that magnetic shit could detect, like signals and shit. You know what I'm talking about.
The annoying part is that this sense will come right from the brain's core, leaving people susceptible to death from opposing magnetic forces flying at the head. This makes this somewhat similar to walking backwards. Walking backwards wasn't really all that fun, yet people would typically feel a sense of danger from doing it. Having magnetic powers might be a little fun, but the fun likely won't last, and there will remain a need for caution while walking around, doing shit.
Bodies might also be capable of sending and receiving cell phone signals. I say might because I don't really know how anything works. Do cell phones use magnets? Probably. It's not something anyone can really know for sure.
When people go to the grocery store, they will have an easier time finding the right foods to give them plenty of iron in their diets. They simply buy the foods that stick to them. They will also get plenty of nickel and cobalt.
On the plus side, people will be far less likely to die from natural causes.
On the other plus side, people will be far more likely to die quick, unnatural deaths.
Everybody wins.
The new sense I speak of is the sense of magnetism. I believe this would come in handy in certain situation and be nothing more than an annoyance for the greater part of people's lives.
The most obvious advantage to this is always being able to tell what direction one is walking sometimes. This will come in handy when people are trying to find their way back to their cars after they've gotten drunk and lost their phones with GPS.
Secondly, it will be good for detecting things that magnetic shit could detect, like signals and shit. You know what I'm talking about.
The annoying part is that this sense will come right from the brain's core, leaving people susceptible to death from opposing magnetic forces flying at the head. This makes this somewhat similar to walking backwards. Walking backwards wasn't really all that fun, yet people would typically feel a sense of danger from doing it. Having magnetic powers might be a little fun, but the fun likely won't last, and there will remain a need for caution while walking around, doing shit.
Bodies might also be capable of sending and receiving cell phone signals. I say might because I don't really know how anything works. Do cell phones use magnets? Probably. It's not something anyone can really know for sure.
When people go to the grocery store, they will have an easier time finding the right foods to give them plenty of iron in their diets. They simply buy the foods that stick to them. They will also get plenty of nickel and cobalt.
On the plus side, people will be far less likely to die from natural causes.
On the other plus side, people will be far more likely to die quick, unnatural deaths.
Everybody wins.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Includes "Mama Say"
Today's class was fun. I laughed a combined 17 times. That isn't an all-time record, but it is a record for this class. I feel like most of what I contributed during the duration of class was meant only to make myself laugh, which I succeeded at every time. There were even a couple of times when other people laughed (twice, I believe), which makes things even better.
I enjoyed the things people did with dye and their eggs. I felt like I probably did way less work with my egg than most others in the class. It made me sad.
It was nice to find that I wasn't the only person with the abortion idea. I love abortions, and it's always nice to know that other people find abortions to be really funny.
I enjoyed the things people did with dye and their eggs. I felt like I probably did way less work with my egg than most others in the class. It made me sad.
It was nice to find that I wasn't the only person with the abortion idea. I love abortions, and it's always nice to know that other people find abortions to be really funny.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Wringing Out the Dead
I didn't enjoy the walking backward exercise. I want to get that out right off the bat. It was stupid. It wasn't stupid because of the terms of the exercise; I just think exercise is stupid to begin with. One can exercise all he or she wants, but that person is still gonna end up like the rest of us.
I enjoy museums, zoos and parks, so I decided to go to all three at once. I visited Crown Hill Cemetery. It was a nice day. The sky was slightly overcast and there were a few sprinkles here and there, but this didn't quite bring the temperature quite as low as I would have enjoyed. I was slightly nervous walking backward in a cemetery. People leave things laying around everywhere, and there are all sorts of squirrels running around. A cemetery can be a dangerous place for walking backward, but at least if anything happens, at least you're in the right place.
Walking backward didn't really do a whole lot for me. When I was in high school, I would drive my car in reverse all the time, so maybe I'm just over the going backward phase of life; though, I do feel like I'm going backward in other aspects of life.
The view of the cemetery about what anyone would imagine. Marshmallows and phalli littered the ground. It made me hungry to say the least.
Things got way better once I got to the top of the crown. The view of the city was nice, but the amount of money and effort that had gone into the tombs and whatnot was way the ef ahead of the shit elsewhere.
I think if there is one thing I would want to use from the AVL in this setting, it would be the big monitor thing that shows a lot of stuff with very good detail. It would be great for showing off the city coming out of the horizon. It would also be good for showing really anything and everything from the view atop the crown. There is a lot to be seen.
I enjoy museums, zoos and parks, so I decided to go to all three at once. I visited Crown Hill Cemetery. It was a nice day. The sky was slightly overcast and there were a few sprinkles here and there, but this didn't quite bring the temperature quite as low as I would have enjoyed. I was slightly nervous walking backward in a cemetery. People leave things laying around everywhere, and there are all sorts of squirrels running around. A cemetery can be a dangerous place for walking backward, but at least if anything happens, at least you're in the right place.
Walking backward didn't really do a whole lot for me. When I was in high school, I would drive my car in reverse all the time, so maybe I'm just over the going backward phase of life; though, I do feel like I'm going backward in other aspects of life.
The view of the cemetery about what anyone would imagine. Marshmallows and phalli littered the ground. It made me hungry to say the least.
Things got way better once I got to the top of the crown. The view of the city was nice, but the amount of money and effort that had gone into the tombs and whatnot was way the ef ahead of the shit elsewhere.
I think if there is one thing I would want to use from the AVL in this setting, it would be the big monitor thing that shows a lot of stuff with very good detail. It would be great for showing off the city coming out of the horizon. It would also be good for showing really anything and everything from the view atop the crown. There is a lot to be seen.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
D
We went to a place in the IT building. While we were there we saw a lot of neat 3D technology stuff. I couldn't really get to experience the actual 3D stuff due to a lack of vision in my right eye. It all seemed really neat though. We also got look at stuff on a huge monitor made up of smaller screens. I thought it was really cool, especially when they brought the 3D scanner out. I'm not a new media major, but I think I could have a lot of fun with this technology. My favorite part of the large screen was the amount of map one could view on Google Maps. I don't really know how often I would take advantage of that kind of technology, but I enjoy looking at stuff on Google Maps for fun, so I suppose that's enough to make the ability seem pretty sweet. Other than that, I felt like there wasn't a whole lot for me, which is fine. I like experiencing new things, and I don't expect things to always rub me the way I like to be rubbed (I won't go into details).
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